i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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