Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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