You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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