fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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