it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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