What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i dont even know how to be here
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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