tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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