My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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