you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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