And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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