I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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