I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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