He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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