Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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