well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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