like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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