your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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