I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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