I could make wine with my vomit
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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