My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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