She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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