You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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