i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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