i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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