I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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