It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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