do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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