so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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