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I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Hannah Montana > iCarly

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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely

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(914): View more from New York

She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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(562): View more from California

Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you

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(303): View more from Colorado

They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology

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