is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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