I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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