she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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