I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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