We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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