i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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