I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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