smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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