But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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