Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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