I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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