Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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