So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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