I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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