She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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