We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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