fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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