last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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