Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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