So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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