Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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