video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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