This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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